Square Dog I know a dog: he’s really square. He does backflips in the air. For pieces of cheese to munch back, he’ll carry your drink on his back. He’s my favourite dog, the square dog square dog, square dog. Everybody loves the square dog: Where did the square dog go? The square dog’s unique; he’s the only one. If your dog’s round, you’re missing all the fun. So bring some cheese to the park; he’s so mellow, he won’t even bark. He’s my favourite dog… The square dog’s got a mechanical rear and bushy eyebrows that make him look queer. The other dogs make fun of his form he’s a deviation from the norm. But he’s my favourite dog…