Scumbag He’s a scumbag, a total scum bag. (yeah, you got that right.) He’s a scumbag, every day and every night. He’ll rip you off if you turn your back: with a smile, he‘ll rob you blind. A pseudo friend with a sinister plan to rip you off every time. He’s a scumbag, a total scum bag. (yeah, you got that right.) He’s a scumbag, every day and every night. The standard script of the confidence man, A bit of business but mostly chill. But he’ll salivate when he gets greedy. Rip you off? You know he will. Oh hey man, haven’t seen you in a while, in a while. Hey man, how are you. can I take you for a ride?